|TOP 5 REASONS TO HATE THE MILLENNIUM|
5. No one knows how to spell it
4. There will be a Rolling Stones Millennium Tour
3. Your new computer program may be Curtains 2000
2. As a kid you figured out how ancient you''d be in the year 2000. Now you are.
1. There are only 999 years left till Y3K
Have you had it with Millennium hype? Would you like to exterminate all talk of the Y2K bug? Here''s the antidote! "2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium" is your guide to surviving the marketing madness surrounding the year you-know-what.
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"2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium"
-- Don''t Leave This Millennium Without It!
From the Publisher:
With less than a year to go before "the Moment" arrives, the word "millennial" is already the most overused (and often misspelled) adjective of the last 2,000 years. And the orgy of media-hype is just beginning. But now you can laugh your way through December 31, 1999, with the first and only guide to surviving the millennial countdown. Josh Freed and Terry Mosher have assembled an arsenal of humorists to help us all deal with the pressure of preparing for the last night of the century, including such tips as: How to give both to the first baby of the Millennium; Where not to be Millennium Eve; How to pick the perfect millennial pet; How to avoid the whole thing.Offers a satiric look at where to spend the millennium, the Y2K computer problem, and the worst inventions and accomplishments of the last one thousand years