America Again Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't (Hardcover)
|Author: Stephen Colbert|
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|As perfect as America is in every single way, America is broken! And no one can exchange it because it''s 236 years past the 30-day return window. Luckily, this book will singlebooked-ly pull this country back from the brink. It features everything from chapters, to page numbers, to fonts. Colbert gives America the dose of truth it needs to get back on track.|
From the Publisher:
Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than
But as perfect as
It's high time we restored
Luckily, AMERICA AGAIN will singlebookedly pull this country back from the brink. It features everything from chapters, to page numbers, to fonts. Covering subject's ranging from healthcare ("I shudder to think where we'd be without the wide variety of prescription drugs to treat our maladies, such as think-shuddering") to the economy ("Life is giving us lemons, and we're shipping them to the Chinese to make our lemon-flavored leadonade") to food ("Feel free to deep fry this book-it's a rich source of fiber"), Stephen gives America the dose of truth it needs to get back on track.