Bite Me A Love Story (Paperback)
|Author: Christopher Moore|
|Format:||Paperback Large Print|
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The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency back-up mistress of the great Bay Area night, and my mangahaired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public.
Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they''re vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since they''re imprisoned in a bronze statue. Their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, wants to be a bloodsucking fiend, too, but right now she''s really busy with other stuff like Chet, who''s getting bigger and smarter--and thirstier--by the minute.
Before you can say "OMG! WTF?" Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby and the entire crew to hunt big cat and save the city. And that''s when the fun really begins.
From the Publisher:
Hip vampires Jody, Tommy, Abby and Steve have to find Chet, Abby's vampiric cat--who is stalking the streets with his meowing minions and getting bigger, and more like a human, every day--but first they must contend with three very old vampires with a bone to pick. (Fantasy). Simultaneous.Hip vampires Jody, Tommy, Abby and Steve have to find Chet, Abby's vampiric cat--who is stalking the streets with his meowing minions and getting bigger, and more like a human, every day--but first they must contend with three very old vampires with a bone to pick. (Fantasy). Simultaneous.
This book-candy read follows up Christopher Moore's YOU SUCK, with another scary-funny adventure for gothy Abby Normal and her boyfriend Steve Wong, along with sexy vamps Jody and Tommy. Abby's blood-sucking cat is loose and wreaking havoc, and if Abby doesn't find the feline first, somebody else might--maybe the vampire-hunting night-shift workers of the Safeway or a pair of police detectives or the self-anointed "Emperor of San Francisco" or--even more problematically--some other vengeance-seeking vampires. BITE ME: A LOVE STORY is over the top, a riotous read.