Curses and Blessings for All Occasions (Hardcover)
|Author: Bradley Trevor Greive|
From the Publisher:
May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book Curses and Blessing For All Occasions?mixed in with as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions.
·May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible.
·May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels.
·May your corpse be museum-worthy.
·May your singing cause Pandas to ovulate.
·May the jazz gods give you foxy fingers.
·May you be the fool that Mr. T pities.
·May small dogs exploit all your insecurities.
·May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof.
·May you be allergic to atoms.
·May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.