Getting Old Sucks!... but It Beats the Alternative! Coupons to Make Your Birthday Livelier (Paperback)

From the Publisher: In the vein of Love Coupons for Kids and A Little Book of Love Coupons, these coupons for those who are getting older make the perfect gift for birthdays or just any day someone could use a little lift—or nip, or tuck. We could all use a little break as we get older, and these coupons can be redeemed for a guilt-free nap, the right to not act your age, one-time use of the phrase, “Back in my day . . . ,” permission to conceal “six-pack abs” with protective layer of organic “padding,” and more.