How to Raise a Jewish Dog By Rabbis of Boca Fraton Theological Seminary (Paperback)
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|A whimsical resource for dog owners on how to raise a canine companion with both an exaggerated sense of self-worth and self-doubt draws on the training guidelines of the Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary. By the authors of Yiddish with Dick and Jane. Original. 75,000 first printing. *Author: Weiner, Ellis/ Davilman, Barbara/ Burnstine, Susan (PHT) *Subtitle: By Rabbis of Boca Fraton Theological Seminary *Publication Date: 2007/09/05 *Number of Pages: 165 *Binding Type: Paperback *Language: English *Depth: 0.50 *Width: 5.50 *Height: 8.00|
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Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals ? does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound?
The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies. Written (for real) by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, co-authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl.