I Am Better Than Your Kids (Hardcover)

Author: Maddox

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From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness comesI Am Better Than Your Kids, an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children?s artwork that finally cuts those smug little know-it-alls down to size.

Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of ?The Best Page in the Universe,? and a genius.

Maddox can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids. And he can drive.

Adults and children alike would do well to read this book over and over again to learn from Maddox?s sage-like wisdom. Every keystroke Maddox types is brilliant. The world is better off with him in it. Maddox has selflessly shared some of his own art, and we must thank him for it. May his fertility continue to be dangerously potent, so as to impregnate as many babes as possible, and not one fewer.


Publisher Gallery Books
Mfg Part# 9781439182864
SKU 220695880
Format Hardcover
ISBN10 1439182868
Release Date 11/1/2011
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Book Format Hardcover
Number of Pages 0310
Publisher Gallery Books
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