I Suck at Girls (Hardcover)

Author: Halpern, Justin

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"Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier."

Fans of the #1 bestseller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always-patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through the pages of this hysterical new book. The story begins when Justin takes his dad out to lunch to announce that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend.

"You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel fucking universe."

But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should take a day off and think back over everything he's learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that's just what Justin does—revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters.

I Suck at Girls is full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom. But it's also full of new characters just as funny as his dad—from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals ("You stand in one corner of the room, and she stands in the other. You each take off one piece of clothing at a time") to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That's what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes." The result is a pilgrim's progress through the landscape of sex and love—by one of the funniest writers at work today.


Publisher Harpercollins
Mfg Part# 9780062113375
SKU 225178682
Format Hardcover
ISBN10 0062113372
Release Date 5/15/2012
Dimensions (in Inches) 7H x 5L x 0.75T
"[P]art memoir, part romantic comedy and all side-splitting confessional."
From the Publisher
Editors Note The New York Times best-selling author of Sh*t My Dad Says presents a hilarious and heartwarming collection of stories about his relationships with the opposite sex, told chronologically, from his first kiss to getting engaged. 500,000 first printing.
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Book Format Hardcover
Number of Pages 0180
Publisher It Books

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