In the Army Now (1994)

Editor's Note A pair of misfits join the Army Reserves thinking it would mean easy money, but they're in for much more than they bargained for when they're sent overseas on a mission.

	Esai Morales
	David Alan Grier
	Andy Dick
	Lori Petty
	Pauly Shore
	Daniel Petrie Jr. - Director

Bones Conway and Jack Kaufman need cash. So what do they do? They join the army, where boys become men, and you can get to see the world, too. And when they've finished their tour of duty, they can finally open that stereo store they've dreamed of owning.| But meanwhile, America's security is in the hands of these laid-back dimwits -- and that's bad news for those good men in uniform with a sense of duty. (Not to mention to country!)| The only question is, who's going to fall apart first: the new recruits or the military as we know it?

"Would America have won the Civil War if Ben Franklin hadn't gotten along with Eleanor Roosevelt?" ---- Bones Conway (Pauly Shore)