Meet the Spartans (Blu-ray)

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Prepare to fight...back tears of laughter watching this ferociously funny Unrated Pit-of-Death Edition of Meet the Spartans - with ruder, cruder footage not shown in theaters and an army of hysterical, historical special features!

The battle begins when the heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count'em, 13! - warriors to defend their homeland against the invading Persians, whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton!

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Studio Foxvideo
SKU 207901807
UPC 024543522614
UPC 14 00024543522614
Format Blu-Ray DVD
Release Date 5/6/2014
Rating UR
Aspect Ratio
Widescreen  1.85:1
Actors
Name Electra,Carmen
Link Search Link
Cast & Crew
Aaron Seltzer - Director
Aaron Seltzer - Writer
Arnon Milchan - Executive Producer
Carmen Electra - Actor
Christopher Lennertz - Original Music By
Diedrich Bader - Actor
Ike Barinholtz - Actor
Jason Friedberg - Producer
Jason Friedberg - Writer
Jason Friedberg - Director
Ken Davitian - Actor
Kevin Sorbo - Actor
Method Man - Actor
Nicole Parker - Actor
Peck Prior - Editor
Sean Maguire - Actor
Shawn Maurer - Cinematographer
William A. Elliott - Production Designer
William Ladd Skinner - Art Director
Reviews
ReviewSource The Village Voice
Review Mike Judge predicted this bulls*** would happen in his dystopian satire Idiocracy, in which Americans had become so dumb that the multiplex headliner was something called Ass: just two hours of a naked, farting rump. Depressingly, he was off by about 500 years. Here and now, the writing-directing team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (see also: Date Movie, Epic Movie) water down their own blend of pop-comic diarrhea in this witless, tasteless, formless spoof of 300's homoerotic box-office warriors. So infuriatingly lazy that its leads don't even earn Mad Magazine-clever nicknames, the movie pits King Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and his chest-waxed army of 13 against pierced Persian Xerxes (Ken Davitian), stopping every 30 seconds to make random media references from 2006 through summer 2007: Heroes, Britney's vagina, Ugly Betty, Paris's vagina, Spider-Man 3, Lindsay's vagina, repeat ad nauseam. Carmen Electra proves herself a national treasure as our highest-priced whore, Kevin Sorbo makes a Herculean fool of himself, testicles are bitten, penguins defecate, the countless man-on-man gags land every time with a "gay is gross" eww response, at least six corporate products are placed--and, at its most offensive, a death cry of "Say hello to Anna Nicole." I'm moving to Europe.
ReviewDate
ReviewPage
Reviewer Aaron Hillis
ReviewRating 5
Features
Unrated, Widescreen, Aspect Ratio 1.85:1
Product Attributes
Actor Electra,Carmen
Label Fox Home Entertainment
Music Format Blu-ray DVD
Video Format Blu-Ray
Quotes
Mark Feeney, Boston Globe The best thing in "Meet the Spartans" is the swift kick in the bombast it delivers to the oh-no-not-us homoeroticism of "300."
Prairie Miller, Long Island Press A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem...

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