Meet the Spartans (Blu-ray)

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Prepare to fight...back tears of laughter watching this ferociously funny Unrated Pit-of-Death Edition of Meet the Spartans - with ruder, cruder footage not shown in theaters and an army of hysterical, historical special features!

The battle begins when the heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count'em, 13! - warriors to defend their homeland against the invading Persians, whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton!


Studio Foxvideo
SKU 207901807
UPC 024543522614
UPC 14 00024543522614
Format Blu-Ray DVD
Release Date 5/6/2014
Rating UR
Theatrical Release
Editors Note
Note Writers/producers/directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE) use the film 300 as the basis for their latest spoof. Born to be the perfect Spartan, Leonidas (Sean Magiure) faces numerous trials en route to becoming a man, including a face-off with the penguin from HAPPY FEET. Once he has proven himself, Leonidas not only becomes king, but also marries superhot (and slightly slutty) Margot (Carmen Electra). When Leonidas learns that Persia's King Xerxes (Ken Davitian, BORAT) plans to make Sparta his own, he has his captain (Kevin Sorbo, HERCULES) recruit Sparta's finest and prepare them for battle against invading Persian forces. Unfortunately, that amounts to only 13 half-naked men with painted-on abs who literally prance to their destination. To make matters worse, Spartan councilman Traitoro (Diedrich Bader) is, well, a traitor. Still, Leonidas and his men face their enemy in battle, riffing on STOMP THE YARD, GHOST RIDER, TRANSFORMERS, and numerous other films along the way, as well as the video game GRAND THEFT AUTO.^Freidberg and Seltzer poke fun at virtually every recent cultural phenomenon and pop culture personality, including Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton, DANCING WITH THE STARS, AMERICAN IDOL, and DEAL OR NO DEAL. Even UGLY BETTY makes an appearance. Be prepared for an abundance of gross-out humor, spurts of bodily fluids, some sexual innuendo, and multiple jokes about homosexuality. Stick around after the musical finale as the credits start to roll: the deleted scenes prove to be some of the most amusing in the film.
Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer
Kevin Sorbo
Carmen Electra
Diedrich Bader
Ken Davitian
Cast & Crew
Aaron Seltzer - Director
Aaron Seltzer - Writer
Arnon Milchan - Executive Producer
Carmen Electra - Actor
Christopher Lennertz - Original Music By
Diedrich Bader - Actor
Ike Barinholtz - Actor
Jason Friedberg - Producer
Jason Friedberg - Writer
Jason Friedberg - Director
Ken Davitian - Actor
Kevin Sorbo - Actor
Method Man - Actor
Nicole Parker - Actor
Peck Prior - Editor
Sean Maguire - Actor
Shawn Maurer - Cinematographer
William A. Elliott - Production Designer
William Ladd Skinner - Art Director
Technical Info
Catalog ID 2252261
UPC 00024543522614
Number of Discs 1
Running Time 87 minutes
Original Language English
Available Subtitles English, French, Korean, Cantonese, Mandarin
Available Audio Tracks English, French Dubbed, Spanish Dubbed
Aspect Ratio
Widescreen  1.85:1
ReviewSource The Village Voice
Review Mike Judge predicted this bulls*** would happen in his dystopian satire Idiocracy, in which Americans had become so dumb that the multiplex headliner was something called Ass: just two hours of a naked, farting rump. Depressingly, he was off by about 500 years. Here and now, the writing-directing team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (see also: Date Movie, Epic Movie) water down their own blend of pop-comic diarrhea in this witless, tasteless, formless spoof of 300's homoerotic box-office warriors. So infuriatingly lazy that its leads don't even earn Mad Magazine-clever nicknames, the movie pits King Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and his chest-waxed army of 13 against pierced Persian Xerxes (Ken Davitian), stopping every 30 seconds to make random media references from 2006 through summer 2007: Heroes, Britney's vagina, Ugly Betty, Paris's vagina, Spider-Man 3, Lindsay's vagina, repeat ad nauseam. Carmen Electra proves herself a national treasure as our highest-priced whore, Kevin Sorbo makes a Herculean fool of himself, testicles are bitten, penguins defecate, the countless man-on-man gags land every time with a "gay is gross" eww response, at least six corporate products are placed--and, at its most offensive, a death cry of "Say hello to Anna Nicole." I'm moving to Europe.
Reviewer Aaron Hillis
ReviewRating 5
Unrated, Widescreen, Aspect Ratio 1.85:1
Product Attributes
Actor Electra,Carmen
Label Fox Home Entertainment
Music Format Blu-ray DVD
Video Format Blu-Ray
Mark Feeney, Boston Globe The best thing in "Meet the Spartans" is the swift kick in the bombast it delivers to the oh-no-not-us homoeroticism of "300."
Prairie Miller, Long Island Press A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem...

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