Stop Dressing Your Six-year-old Like a Skank A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom (Paperback)
|Author: Celia Rivenbark|
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|A humorous compilation of essays by the author of Were Just Like You, Only Prettier draws on her Southern heritage to address how to get ones child into a character breakfast at Disneyworld, the secrets of celebrity mothers, eBay addiction, why childrens clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls, and other commentary on life south of the Mason-Dixon line. Reprint. *Author: Rivenbark, Celia *Subtitle: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belles Words of Wisdom *Publication Date: 2007/09/04 *Number of Pages: 262 *Binding Type: Paperback *Language: English *Depth: 0.75 *Width: 5.25 *Height: 8.00|
From the Publisher:
Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you’ll discover:
*How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don’t hate them because they’re beautiful when there are so many other reasons)
*ebay addiction and why “It ain’t worth having if it ain’t on ebay”
*Why today’s children’s clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
*And so much more!
Celia Rivenbark’s essays about life in today’s South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.