The Areas Of My Expertise (Hardcover)
|Author: John Hodgman|
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In the great tradition of the American almanac, The Areas of My Expertise is a brilliant and hilarious compendium of handy reference tables, fascinating trivia, and sage wisdom on all topics large and small. Although bestsellers such as Poor Richard's Almanack and The Book of Lists were certainly valuable, they also were largely true. Here is a different kind of handy desk reference, one in which all of the historical oddities and amazing true facts are sifted through the singular, illuminating imagination of John Hodgman - which is the nice way of saying: He made it all up.
John Hodgman brings his considerable expertise to bear in answering all of the questions book buyers have been asking: What are the mottoes of the 51 United States? The answer is provided. Who were the U.S. presidents who had hooks for hands? The answer is provided. What role does the Yale secret society "Skull and Bones" play in the secret world government? There is no Secret World Government. What was the menu at the first Thanksgiving, and did it include eels?
Technically, that is two questions, but do not apologize, for John Hodgman shall answer them both...later.
Aside from a compendium of fake trivia, what is the best kind of book to write?
A simple table of the 55 most dramatic literary situations provides the answer, and John Hodgman is the author of that table.
Imagine if The Book of Lists had been rewritten by Peter Cook and Jorge Luis Borges under the pseudonym of "John Hodgman" and then renamed The Areas of My Expertise, and you will only begin to have a sense of the dizzying, uproarious, sublimely weird, and strangely wise journey that is contained within this book (along with all the pages and words).
Perfect for anyone who thirsts for knowledge, and especially for collectors of books of fake trivia, The Areas of My Expertise offers through absurdity a better understanding of the world we share - and recognizes that while the truth may be stranger than fiction, it is never as strange as lies...or as true.
About the Author:
This is an extraordinarily bizarre and extremely funny compendium of totally useless and--as the author himself proudly admits--entirely apocryphal facts. Readers will gain new insight into such edifying topics as "On Actuaries and Their Tattoos"; learn about the secret, skull-lined tunnel connecting Pottery Barn and theme park Camp Snoopy in the Mall of America; and discover that, according to a helpful table of "Omens and Portents for the Coming Year," if "Someone speaking in an obviously affected accent" and "An owl that screeches with the voice of a man" are both heard, than it signifies that soon "All homes will be connected by pneumatic tubes filled with mice."
"Somehow, THE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE doesn't come across as silly. The entries, plainly false, are unnervingly plausible." 10/17/2005 New York Times Book Review
"[U]tterly useless, and wonderfully absurd. Since it is entirely fabricated from the author's astonishing imagination, Hodgman's almanac represents a huge improvement on the genre: at year's end, you don't need to throw this book out." - Henry Alford 11/06/2005