||This sturdy little volume provides a comical collection of decidedly un-politically correct jokes, games, insults, advice, and observations, including how to "make lightning" without committing suicide in the process, instructions regarding the fabrication of a working rocket, and the answer to man's age-old question of how many mosquitoes it takes to suck out every drop of blood from a human being. Is a bully driving you crazy? Do you want to ask a girl out, but find the prospect terrifying? Just consult this user-friendly manual. And if you encounter wild creatures in the woods, "You cannot expect them to behave like a dog or a cat, even if the bear seems friendly or if the chipmunk is really cute."
||A big, thick, durable book includes fascinating chapters on gross stuff, magic, emergencies, fireworks, games, experiments, jokes, activities, insults, pets, flying things, and other things that are important to boys. Original.
|Editors Note 2
||There's this boy. Let's say he's somewhere between nine and thirteen years old or so. You'd like to see this kid get creative. You'd like to see him get some exercise. You'd like to see him get out from in front of the television. And you'd love for him to be motivated enough to find some stuff to do on his own. This boy NEEDS The Big Book of Boy Stuff!