The Douche Journals The Definitive Account of One Man's Genius: 2005-2010 (Paperback)
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Describes the creation and implementation of a "douchebag jar" to help correct bad behavior, and lists the author's infractions and the penalty for each example.
Before Jess was the new girl, there was Nick, Winston, Schmidt . . . and The Douchebag Jar.
Originally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe, hairstyle, and personality, the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon, forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed, policed, and penalized.
Compiled and annotated by Schmidt himself, The Douche Journals catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit, faux pas, and innuendo is captured exquisitely and for all time, transporting fans and scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive, unflinching, and fully illustrated, The Douche Journals delves deep into the annals of douchery.