The Kid Dictionary Hilarious Words to Describe the Indescribable Things Kids Do (Paperback)
|Author: Eric Ruhalter|
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Ever hear a kid create a whole new word by accidentally combining two words he doesn't understand? The KidDictionary finally gives you the ingenious words you need to describe your crazy wonderful life with kids:
SHITISTICS (shih-TISS-tiks) n : The incredibly inaccurate stats spouted by an 8-year-old while watching a sporting event
SPOONAMI (spoo-NAH-mee) n : The aftermath in your silverware drawer subsequent to letting your three-year-old empty the dishwasher
ORTHODONTREPRENEUR (or-tho-DAHN-truh-preh-noor) v : A child who wants to knock all of his own teeth out in the interest of a hefty payday from the Tooth Fairy
BROFITTI (bro-FEE-tee) v : The act of scribbling magic marker on the face of a younger sibling
DISSCRIPT (diss-KRYPT) v : To flub one's single line in a kindergarten play
CLANDES-DINE (klan-DESS-dyne) v : To hide from one's children while eating a cookie so they don't ask for one
POODINI (poo-DEE-nee) n : A baby who has learned how to escape from the crib
Book Format: Paperback. Number of Pages: 0028. Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ...