The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories (Paperback)
|Author: Chuck/ DuBord Norris|
|For the first time, Norris gives readers not only his favorite "facts about himself, but also the stories behind the facts and the code by which he lives his life.|
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet--the water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep--he waits. When an episode of WALKER TEXAS RANGER was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Everyone has their favorite facts about Chuck Norris--including Chuck Norris himself. The Almighty Norris digresses from his roundhouse kicks and fatal fisticuffs long enough to prove that there is actually some truth behind some of the hilarious spoofs that have made him an Internet legend. Norris tells about wrestling a grizzly bear, carrying a live rat in his mouth, and roundhouse kicking a live stick of dynamite. Although Norris is credited as the author of the book, it is well known that he does not write books--the words assemble themselves out of fear.
100 % Awesome7/15/2011
You don't have to agree with all of Chuck Norris' opinions on God and politics to enjoy this title. The ridiculousness of the "facts" about Chuck are coupled with the hilarious lengths Norris goes to craft a correlating, yet, authentic life story and axiom. Towards the end, the tales and principles begin to blur together, but it is worth it. I found myself laughing out throughout the book, and moved almost to tears by some of Chuck's generous actions. I am one of those that doesn't agree with Chuck much of his politics but his sincerity and ability to not take himself too seriously cannot be debated and are to be respected.
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