The Official Guide to Christmas in the South: Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold (Hardcover)

From the Publisher: A humorous guide to Yuletide celebrations in the Deep South offers a whimsical look at Dixie holiday etiquette, covering everything from the art of holiday decorations, to how to throw a party, to how to pick the perfect gift for one's child's dance teacher, to the unspoken language of holiday candies. No place celebrates Christmas like Dixie, and with this charming, humorous guide, anyone can learn how to deck the halls, Southern style It's the one time of the year when both the divine and debutantes take center stage in a perfect storm of hot glue and cheese grits: Christmas. But successfully navigating through the holiday season can be more complex than Santa's midnight journey. There are pitfalls hotter than any chimney -- and social situations more slippery than any roof! But now The Official Guide to Christmas in the South has arrived to reveal the finer and sometimes unspoken details of Dixie etiquette. Perfect for a true Southerner's coffee table or an imposter's survival guide, The Official Guide to Christmas in the South is the gift that will keep on regifting season after season.