The Perfect Baby Handbook A Guide for Excessively Motivated Parents (Paperback)
|Author: Dale/ Mcleod Hrabi|
|New parents are more sophisticated than ever, but they''re also highly competitive. A hilarious satire of child-rearing manuals, this handbook provides much-needed comic relief from the pressures of modern parenting.|
From the Publisher:
A whimsical parody of a parenting guide to raising an ideal child pokes fun at the examples of high-profile celebrity parents and the competitive world of designer baby care; in an illustrated comic reference that also celebrates the foibles of such high-priced pursuits as nursery chandeliers, Louis Vuitton diapers, and infant yoga. Original.
New parents are hipper, more educated, and more sophisticated than ever, but they're also highly competitive--a lethal combination when turbocharged by the anxieties of raising a baby. And for many couples, it's not just any baby, but the perfect baby. These ?excessively motivated? parents will not sabotage Junior's future by denying him Mandarin lessons, a nursery chandelier (just like the one Gwyneth's kids enjoy), or advanced infant yoga. A hilarious, highly visual satire of childrearing manuals, The Perfect Baby Handbook provides much-needed comic relief from the pressures of modern parenting, and gives comfort to moms and dads who can say with a sigh of relief, ?At least, we're not this bad.?