The X-Rated Bible : An Irreverent Survey of Sex in the Scriptures (Paperback)

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Through historical research and "adults only" biblical excerpt, this controversial publication reveals the Good Book's seamier side. 12 illustrations.

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Publisher Consortium Book Sales & Dist
Mfg Part# 9780922915552
SKU 30464181
Format Paperback
ISBN10 0922915555
Release Date 4/30/2007
Table Of Contents <FONT SIZE="+2">Contents </FONT> <P> <PRE> Introduction........................................................XI Preface.............................................................XX Prologue.........................................................XXIII Part One Incest: Implied, Single, Double and Multiple 1. In the Beginning Was Incest...................................1 2. Amnon Rapes His Sister Tamar..................................3 3. Lot Knocks Up Both His Daughters..............................7 4. Absalom's Defiant Act of Multiple Incest.....................10 Part Two Sexual Pollution 5. Onan's Fatal Orgasm..........................................13 6. Wearing the Rag..............................................17 7. Doing the Nasty..............................................21 8. Wet Dreams and Wanking (Spanking the Monkey).................22 9. The Clap and Other STDs......................................24 10. Eve's Curse Fulfilled.......................................26 Part Three Homosexuality 11. Lot Thwarts a Gay Mob Assault in Sodom......................32 12. David's Questionable Love Affair with Jonathan..............36 13. The Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name......................39 Part Four Rape: Solo and Group 14. Reuben Rapes His Father's Mistress..........................45 15. Shechem, the Rapist, Loses His Foreskin and His Life........46 16. The All Night Gang Bang.....................................50 Part Five Adultery: Attempted, Real and Forgiven 17. Potiphar's Wife Hits on Teen Hunk Joseph....................56 18. King David Commits Both Adultery and Murder.................58 19. Cast the First Stone........................................64 Part Six Indecent Exposure, Group Sex and Exhibitionism 20. Noah Gets Drunk and Exposes Himself.........................68 2l. The Israelites Revel in a Pagan Orgy........................70 22. King David Flashes His-Royal Penis..........................74 Part Seven Nudity and Striptease 23. Prophesying in the Nude.....................................79 24. Salome Strips for King Herod................................80 Part Eight Prostitution (Secular and Sacred) and Phallic Worship 25. Judah Patronizes a Disguised Hooker.........................83 26. Rahab, the Favored Madam of Jericho.........................88 27. Jehovah Commands Hosea to Marry a Whore.....................93 28. Christ Converses with Two Women of Ill Repute...............95 29. Eli's Horny Sons...........................................100 30. Hung Like a Jackass........................................103 Part Nine Abortion, Pregnancy by Proxy, Sex Drugs and Husband-Swapping 31. Jehovah's Penalty for Inducing an Abortion.................113 32. Hagar, the Baby Maker......................................114 33. Jacob's Fertility Contest..................................118 Part Ten Circumcision of the Living and the Dead 34. Jehovah's Foreskin Covenant................................123 35. Moses and the Flying Foreskin..............................132 36. David Circumcises Two Hundred Philistine Corpses...........134 Part Eleven The Lowly Status of Women 37. Bizarre Tests for Adultery and for Virginity...............138 38. Jephthah Offers His Daughter to Jehovah as a Human Sacrifice......................................................143 39. The Female Hand That Fondles Shall Be Cut Off..............145 40. Two Major Wife-Kidnapping Expeditions......................147 4l. Virgins as Spoils of War...................................150 42. Woman Was Made for Man.....................................154 Part Twelve Catology, Bestiality and Castration 43. Jehovah's Anal Fetish......................................161 44. Forbidden Intimacies with Animals..........................169 45. Self-Castration, the Supreme Sexual Sacrifice..............170 Part Thirteen Illegitimacy, Celibacy and Virgin Birth 46. Pity the Poor Bastard......................................175 47. An X-Rated King Solomon for Kids...........................176 48. Paul, the Compulsive Celibate..............................177 49. The Immaculate Deception...................................184 Part Fourteen Sexual Betrayal 50. A Honeymoon with the Wrong Bride...........................190 51. Abraham and Isaac, Two Double-Dealing Pimps................193 52. Foxy Delilah Double-Crosses Superstud Samson...............197 53. King Ahasuerus Ditches Queen Vashti for Esther.............203 Part Fifteen Sexual Potency and Rejuvenation 54. Gideon Sires Seventy-One Sons..............................207 55. Solomons Thousand and One Women............................207 56. King David's Revival with Female Body Friction.............208 Part Sixteen In Praise of Love 57. Ruth Propositions Boaz and Shacks Up Overnight in a Barn...........................................................212 58. Solomon's Steamy Song of Love..............................215 Part Seventeen Devil Sex and Witchcraft 59. Cohabitation with Devils...................................220 60. Witches, Wizards and Familiar Spirits......................221 Epilogue...........................................................223 Afterword..........................................................224 Biblical References................................................226 Index..............................................................230 </PRE> <!--excerpt-->
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Editors Note Through historical research and "adults only" biblical excerpt, this controversial publication reveals the Good Book's seamier side. 12 illustrations.
Editors Note 1 "Everything you wanted to know about the holiness-horniness nexus, but they wouldn't tell you."&mdash;George Carlin Found in nearly every home, within the reach of underage children, is a book plump with scenes normally confined to sin-bins marked &ldquo;Adults Only.&rdquo; We&rsquo;re talking about the Holy Bible, a book filled with incest, rape, adultery, prostitution, drugs, bestiality, castration&mdash;all the nasty stuff!
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Book Format Paperback
Number of Pages 0245
Publisher Feral House
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