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Meet the Spartans

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The heroic leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em, 13! - spartans to defend their homeland against the invading persians (whose ranks include ghost rider, rocky balboa, the transformers, and a hunchbacked paris hilton...


Studio Foxvideo
SKU 207901809
UPC 024543519058
UPC 14 00024543519058
Format DVD
Release Date 5/6/2014
Rating UR
Aspect Ratio
Widescreen  1.85:1
Name Electra,Carmen
Link Search Link
Cast & Crew
Aaron Seltzer - Director
Aaron Seltzer - Writer
Arnon Milchan - Executive Producer
Carmen Electra - Actor
Christopher Lennertz - Original Music By
Diedrich Bader - Actor
Ike Barinholtz - Actor
Jason Friedberg - Producer
Jason Friedberg - Writer
Jason Friedberg - Director
Ken Davitian - Actor
Kevin Sorbo - Actor
Method Man - Actor
Nicole Parker - Actor
Peck Prior - Editor
Sean Maguire - Actor
Shawn Maurer - Cinematographer
William A. Elliott - Production Designer
William Ladd Skinner - Art Director
ReviewSource The Village Voice
Review Mike Judge predicted this bulls*** would happen in his dystopian satire Idiocracy, in which Americans had become so dumb that the multiplex headliner was something called Ass: just two hours of a naked, farting rump. Depressingly, he was off by about 500 years. Here and now, the writing-directing team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (see also: Date Movie, Epic Movie) water down their own blend of pop-comic diarrhea in this witless, tasteless, formless spoof of 300's homoerotic box-office warriors. So infuriatingly lazy that its leads don't even earn Mad Magazine-clever nicknames, the movie pits King Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and his chest-waxed army of 13 against pierced Persian Xerxes (Ken Davitian), stopping every 30 seconds to make random media references from 2006 through summer 2007: Heroes, Britney's vagina, Ugly Betty, Paris's vagina, Spider-Man 3, Lindsay's vagina, repeat ad nauseam. Carmen Electra proves herself a national treasure as our highest-priced whore, Kevin Sorbo makes a Herculean fool of himself, testicles are bitten, penguins defecate, the countless man-on-man gags land every time with a "gay is gross" eww response, at least six corporate products are placed--and, at its most offensive, a death cry of "Say hello to Anna Nicole." I'm moving to Europe.
Reviewer Aaron Hillis
ReviewRating 5
DVD, Unrated, Widescreen, Aspect Ratio 1.85:1, English, Spanish
Product Attributes
Actor Electra,Carmen
Label Fox Home Entertainment
Music Format DVD
Video Format DVD
Mark Feeney, Boston Globe The best thing in "Meet the Spartans" is the swift kick in the bombast it delivers to the oh-no-not-us homoeroticism of "300."
Prairie Miller, Long Island Press A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem...
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